Excuses are like assholes

3 REASONS WHY I HAVEN'T BLOGGED IN A MONTH:

1. I got food poisoning from a halal gyro cart on king's highway at 3:00 in the morning. I got a lamb & chicken gyro. What a bad idea eating at one of those fuckin' carts at that hour! That meaty concoction had probably been sitting there for 9 hours.



I was doubled over in pain for a good two days afterwards. The bathroom was my home. I felt like I was dying. Alanna had some of the tainted gyro too. She was sick but not as bad as me.

2. I caught her cough right after that. I've been coughing up all night for about a week and medicine and teas aren't working. I think this might just be my life from now on. Coughing like a braying donkey any time I talk for more than a sentence at a time or try to laugh.

3. My mom and brother came to town for a week. I spent alot of time sitting on the couch being tortured by my mom's spanish judge judy shows. But I did get some good dinner out of it and lots of leftovers. I might be killing my diet but fuck it, I have to take advantage of free food when I get a chance!

On top of that, Ben sent me a box of homemade dainty little cookies to make up for being a dickhead to me at Bay's birthday party and Alanna made me a HUGE box of cupcakes with the frosting in a seperate container so i've been stuffing myself with sweets for weeks now.

OTHER THINGS:

I've been killin' it at wordscraper. Come challenge me if you dare.

I finished a truly shitty rotation at Methodist hospital. My third time there and hopefully my last. They just really don't appreciate us as students and don't trust us enough to give us a chance to do our own thing. I'm back at SUNY Downstate now which is great as far as the people I work with but sadly they never let us out earlier than four. After a year and a half of this shit i'm ready to just fuck around and take half days. I don't even know what's going on in class half the time. All our classes just melt into one and I find myself taking maybe half an hour to study on the day of tests and still passing. Talk about senior-itis!

A gang of my non-school friends (what an oxymoron) and I went snow tubing in the park again the night of New york's first snow day in 5 years. It was great fun! And hopefully the last snow i'll be seeing for the rest of the year.



I also attended two seperate taco night parties thrown by Greg and Jaygee. I like this taco trend! Delicious and interactive!


(I realized a moment too late that the word "tacos" doesn't have an apostrophe. Also, not me in the picture. But like Brent, I ALSO heart taco's)

Other than that, it's just been the usual. well, not exactly THE USUAL, but if you want to know more just give me a call. My blog hand is tired. Here, have some redgrass... shit is awesome...