Back when I was living in El Cerrito and DJ'ing on a semi-regular basis. I came home one night drunk with my two equally drunk friends Abdul and Leile. I had all my equipment to bring back in the house so I asked them to help me. I handed Leile an expensive reciever that I was planning on returning to Guitar center the next day. Leile proceeded to do the drunken, obvious thing and drop it on the pavement hard and cause dents and scratches all over it. I was fairly pissed and as I was yelling at Leile as to how he could do such a thing, Abdul interjects with, "Hey man...the drunken everyone makes a bad choice for all..."
Truer words were never spoken...my drunk ass should have known better than to trust Leile's even drunker ass with such a pricy piece of hardware. A group of drunkards will do nothing but make bad choices for each other. It's science FACT.
So anyway, I dunno, I was bored and thought i'd start a blog back then I guess. As you can tell it never got off the ground. But here today, seen for the first time ever i'm sure, I will reprint the only 2 funny posts out of 4 total. This should give you a nice picture of my life 2 years ago... Enjoy...
Pie-man strikes
September 28, 2006, 5:56 am
Filed under: first down beer
I drove up and down solano ave. today looking for a bakery to get a decent chocolate chip cookie at. No luck. You know what the best fuckin’ cookie ever was? The ones they gave us at lunch time in high school that were super huge and crunchy around the edges but soft on the inside. Oh man! I’ve been hella hungry lately, what the hell? I ate like 6 slices of pizza at work last night. That shit was gross too. It was Laval’s. That shit has a burnt crust and no sauce but it was free so I ate the shit out of it. Long story short: not drinking equals more eating. I took a 3 day drinking hiatus after a BBQ/80’s party super smash session helped me decide to end a 14 month bender to see if my head would become any clearer, and if I might be a little more cheery and active. It didn’t work. I’ve been eating junk food to keep myself busy, sleeping in later and i’ve been quite depressed today. I think i’ve reached the perfect balance in my body where as long as I keep eating just one shitty meal a day and about six beers then i’ll stay perfectly healthy forever. No need to stop drinking, right??
Swansons
October 1, 2006, 7:46 pm
Filed under: first down beer
I chugged an entire can of beef broth last night on a drunken dare for $15. Needless to say, it was a fun night. People aren’t down enough to do dumb spontaneous shit anymore. I felt I was making a stand for childish drunken antics. Oh yeah, my jerk ass friend payed me in dimes, adding insult to injury.
So yeah, there you have it. Have I changed much since then. No, I don't think so. I still don't think my friends are reckless and wild enough sometimes. And I would still probably drink a can of broth for ten dollars in dimes. That was Abdul's fault again by the way! :) It's great to have a snapshot of your ridiculous life to look back on. I'm glad I have a shit ton of old photo albums and diaries in storage.
Your mission today is to go do something totally spontaneous and possibly dangerous. If drugs, booze, or a moving car are involved you get double points.
CHEERS!
and DOUBLE CHEERS!!
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